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FernGully: The Last Rainforest 1992
One of the few times I wish they had fleshed out a little bit more of this children’s movie’s plot to drive a few more things home, but I mean it’s pretty simple so I can’t fault that.
Hexxus rules, the animation for everything with him is just really cool and unique.
Not sure why I can give this a higher rating, but maybe mostly because it’s dated in some pretty big ways. Also Robin Williams clearly just had a day in the recording booth and just went 100 miles a minute and the writers/editors just used what they could. Good for him.Translated from by -
Patriot Games 1992
Was the poster for this movie used for some NES knock-off game without usage permissions or maybe Ford just looks hella weird on the cover.
It’s funny that Jack Ryan is essentially an American Bond and I really didn’t understand how until this movie. So each movie he addresses a different country/organization while horribly balancing his family life in a way that is super WASPY and also elitist as eff.
I do like a good personal vendetta in this story…Translated from by
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The French Dispatch 2021
This movie is like a Zoom meeting of celebrities jerking off watching each other and then emailing only one person from the meeting their orgasm and not telling anyone else who they sent it to amongst the group only to later tell everyone exactly who they sent it to and which ones they received which is of course a bold faced lie because none of them sent anyone their own videos because none of them actually achieved orgasm…as always. Efffffff this!!!!!
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City Slickers 1991
Helloooooo…
Had no idea that at 39 I would be sitting here watch a literal interpretation of my impending midlife crisis in the form of Billy Crystal and his buds holding it down and trying to drive some cattle. Holy shit, I have hair in my ears too. Holy shit, I have a hard time describing what I do to kids and parents alike. Holy shit, I’m Billy Crystal.
Although Jack Palance looks more like how I feel these days.…Translated from by
