a lot of these reviews I wrote when I was 14 and 15, please ignore them
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The Huntsman: Winter's War 2016
sometimes you just need to watch a really stupid movie
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
i feel for the VFX animators who had to spend 28 hours per day animating harrison ford's big red nipples
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