Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The ABCs of Death 2012

  ★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Best: D, J, N, P, Q, T, U, W, X

  The rest are either alright, mortifying or just straight up pish.

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  The Muppet Movie 1979

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  What I would give to see what Orson Welles said about taking a role in this.

  “KERMIT THE FROG? Yesss, an erudite fellow, tell him I will take part in this cinematic masterpiece…”

Popular reviews

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  Amélie 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Apr 2024

  LOVE IS REAL
  YOU ARE LOVED
  DIP YOUR HANDS INTO EVERY BAG OF SEEDS YOU CAN FIND

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  Dracula Untold 2014

  ★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2020

  The sultan requires 1000 boys. This movie is worth 1000 boys.