this is one of those adaptations where I kinda just gotta set aside what I'm bummed the movie didn't do, and appreciate what the movie did. Is Keanu Reeves who I think of when I hear "John Constantine"? No. Definitely not. He's not very slutty, he's not very witty, he's not very punk rock- bloody hell, he's not even British!
What Keanu does provide, though, once I set aside my biases, is a good, well-rounded protagonist who fits the world.…