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  Star Trek 2009

  ★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Watched this at a university event. There was some random dude next to me who was murmuring the whole time. Ended up leaving when Kirk started getting freaky with the green chick 😭😭

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  About a Boy 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  "You know I'm not attracted to you"

  *Loud incorrect buzzer* BIGGEST FUCKING LIE I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. THAT'S HUGH GRANT LIKE WHAT????

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  A Matador's Mistress 2008

  ★★ Watched 11 Aug 2023

  Don't ask me what the plot of this was

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  Driftwood 1997

  ★★★ Watched 25 Nov 2024

  The way my stomach dropped when she handed him that weird ass statue-- wtf was that?? Like, it's one thing to pretend to trap him on an island, break his leg, capsize his boat, etc., but that statue is actually a crime towards James Spader, my eyes, and humanity as a whole as made in God's image. Like, I respect her (despite her unfortunate French-ness) for being THIS committed to James and all but I have to draw a line somewhere and that line is here.

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