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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★ Watched 16 Aug 2024

  “Um guys…. It’s right behind me, isn’t it?”

  Disney slop for clapping seals. Giving an extra star solely for the few times this movie actually takes some chances. Good use of disgusting sexual images with absolutely NOTHING to say about them. Prequel defenders (me) vindicated.

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  Candy Apple Presents: Total Control 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Apr 2024

  This happened to my buddy Gordy

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  Super 8 2011

  ½ Watched 02 Aug 2022

  Takes a simple but interesting premise and gets so lost up it’s own ass that the end of the movie is unrecognizable. Unfairly giving this the lowest rating possible because it pissed me off so bad.

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  Freddy vs. Jason 2003

  ★½ Watched 01 Aug 2022

  Jumped out of my seat when I heard the unironic hard f*****

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