sportsgoblin

sportsgoblin

Favorite films

  • August in the Water
  • Sonny Boy
  • Pulse
  • The Cremator

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  • Barbershop 2: Back in Business

  • Shopping

    ★★★½

  • Barbershop

    ★★★

  • Beauty Shop

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  • Shopping

    Shopping

    ★★★½

    In the 90s, the future is the 90s.

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ½

    Millennial Fodder

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★

    I ultimately found the way this movie was filmed too modern, digital and flat in depth. The frame rate at times felt too high. The sets looked a bit cheap looking as well as borderline Bridgerton quality. Aaron Taylor Johnson was terrible.

    Eggers has difficulty getting a women narrative across where they are not objectified in a mundane way, and are constantly the problem & only solution for a men’s strifes. Lazy martyrdom in short. I feel he’s been dancing around…

  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake

    ½

    Another self egregious male director who can’t seem to write a decent script in Los Angeles. This movie is some kinda splice up of the Zambino portions of House of Leaves, and a half ass attempt at Thomas Pynchon. 

    Love that, Every. Single. Woman. Is somehow topless, has an ass shot, dildo carrying, has whimsical bitch nonsense dialogue, and literally barks like a dog.

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