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Wicked 2024
I've never been a musical fan. Yet despite my scepticism, Wicked won me over. Delivering a charming story, with spectacular visuals that stay true to the classic 1939 film, expanding Oz to the scale of a modern Blockbuster. But make no mistake, it's a musical through and through.
Adapted from the stage, songs are as frequent as they are long. Characters will often be conversing normally before bursting randomly into song without warning. I'd be lying if I said I…
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Alien: Romulus 2024
Over 40 years since H.R. Giger's iconic design for the Xenomorph was brought to the big screen in 1979's Alien. Romulus honours the original, taking us back to its sci-fi horror roots. The atmosphere created is brilliant, slowly building tension before unleashing a swarm of face-hugging parasites on our unsuspecting cast. It only gets more intense from there as the Xenomorph literally bursts onto our screens to terrorise them further. Building to a grotesquely absurd final act that I won't…
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Cocaine Bear 2023
Funny, Intense, and surprisingly Brutal, somehow a film about a bear doing cocaine might well be the most enjoyable film out this year!
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Smile 2022
The film felt really well made with some very creative cinematography that reminded me a bit of The Shining at times.
All in all this movie was a very spooky surprise one that I will definitely be watching again...On a smaller screen, with the lights on and a pillow to hide behind.
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