spyder8itch

spyder8itch

hit the pen too hard and now im here

Favorite films

  • The Piano Teacher
  • Boy Meets Girl
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Inland Empire

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    ½

  • MaXXXine

    ★½

  • Boiling Point

    ★★★

  • Kinds of Kindness

    ★½

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ½

    If you can’t relate, it’s derivative trash. Focus on aesthetics robs the film of any intention of sincerity. It’s insane for me to think that a 30+ person doesn’t know how CRT/VHS actually looks like and why A24 keeps allowing those fake af analog filters to pollute their film.

    If you can relate, it’s propaganda to the point of being disrespectful. A PSA in the same vein of Requiem for a Dream but much worse. I would go as far…

  • MaXXXine

    MaXXXine

    ★½

    Mia Goth’s fashion film

    I find it insane that you can have a budget of 1M+ and still use those fake ass vhs filters

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  • Center Jenny

    Center Jenny

    ½

    To be honest I don’t know enough words to describe how awful of a “film” is this. A dumping ground of the worst ideas that the american art school circuit has to offer, which in the context of the film should be fine but it really isn’t, is derivative postmodern trash in the worst possible caliber. It’s clever tho I’ll give them that, if you purposely make a film this bad you will hear only praises. 

    This 50 something minutes…

  • Meshes of the Afternoon

    Meshes of the Afternoon

    ★★★★

    "It reminds me of Maya Deren" is the perfect get-out-of-jail card for when a film student shows you their homework.

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