Jordan

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Film Journalist 🎬📝

Top 4 are my most recent 5 star logs.

Profile picture is just a rotation of people prettier than me. 
#horror.

Favorite films

  • Barbie
  • The Wizard of Oz
  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers
  • What We Do in the Shadows

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  • American Movie

    ★★★½

  • Wicked

    ★★★★½

  • Control Freak

    ★★½

  • Amadeus

    ★★★★

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  • American Movie

    American Movie

    ★★★½

    Jay & Silent Bob Make a Movie.

  • Amadeus

    Amadeus

    ★★★★

    “Play Peter Griffin.”

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★½

    Jonathan Bailey, my Winkie Prince

  • Wolf Man

    Wolf Man

    ★★½

    I need to stop wasting my money.

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  • A Trip to Infinity

    A Trip to Infinity

    ★★★★

    I watched this stoned and it blew my mind.

  • Lift

    Lift

    ★★★

    To summarise the quality of the movie: it starts with an auction house selling NFTs.