What does it feel like to die? That’s the question everyone wants to know.
I can assure you, sitting through this entire movie is what it feels like.
Another movie with a great concept, good set design and visuals — backed up by a great lead Robert Pattinson, who once again shows his range. Steven Yeun also “stars” but is given criminally low screen time.
The positives start and end there.
The score is not memorable by any means, dialogue…
I watched this under Lost Treasure of the Maya title. Keith David should have never been in such a bad movie. One star for “Sandwich?” Or else it would be zero.
A series of uncomfortable moments - or rather a series of extremely poor and seemingly obvious decisions…McAvoy drives it home with his performance, making you cringe in your seat to his pressing and jarring behavior. However that starts and ends the positives of this movie.
An emasculated dolt of a dad presents himself as the most luxurious doormat one could enjoy scraping their dirty boots on - and then he would thank you after. It’s painfully clear they wanted to…
Scary Movie meets Predator… at least, that’s what you would believe the goal was in this movie — to be a spoof, a mockery of the series.
Unfortunately it’s no spoof. This is supposed to be a serious action flick that builds on and ideally improves on the original concept.
This is an insult to the franchise (which admittedly sets a pretty low bar as it stands), the character, and film in general. Horrendous dialogue, cheesy jokes, zero coherence. I…
