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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989
I like to live in the present and this movie helped with that, because every second felt like an eternity. I couldn't even trick myself into enjoying it. This was lower than Adam Sandler humor. Calling Chevy Chase an actor is like calling Hitler a painter. He (Chevy Chase) can only do that one stupid face with the bulging eyes. God, I hate his face. A true donkey performance.
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure 1985
I would've enjoyed this a lot more if my brains were a lot softer. I don't know what I am anymore. I sincerely want to shoot myself in the face. I was told this movie is played on loop in prisons and concentration camps around the world. Maybe with time I will heal and recuperate but right now things are looking grim.
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Manila in the Claws of Light 1975
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
At some point you have to stop and ask yourself: is it worth getting fucked in the butt for this chick?
I liked the boing-boing stuff.
I disliked the stabby stuff at the end because I think they used ketchup.
The pig-woman looked like my grandma (the maternal one) and I wanted to see her get stabbed so bad but you can't always get what you want. I have a good relationship with my grandma and sometimes it's good when…
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Barbie 2023
I liked the PINK, the Kate McKinnon lady, the horses, the patriarchy, the Ryon Gooslang, the William Ferrell fella with his drumsticks, the gypsy woman, and the Bilbo Eyelash song.
I disliked the car ad. I disliked it deeply. Also, there were moments of such CHEESE, dense and oozy CHEESE, that clogged my arteries up.
If the director intentionally portrayed all male characters as pathetic goofballs then it's genius. If not, IF it was done because ALL MEN ARE EVIL…
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