Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  If the thing ate me it would turn into a beautiful monster

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  Ne Zha 2 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  This is so epic. Makes me wanna have a rocket popsicle. I love being Chinese.

Popular reviews

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★½ Watched 23 Dec 2024

  “Uh oh he's right behind me isn't he” ass movie. This airport freaking sucks man everybody is just running around in places where they shouldn't be and they obviously they don't know anything about science. First of all Jason bateman’s character is stupid as fuck like do u seriously think a parachute is gonna save u when ur jumping 30000 feet from that airplane like the air pressure is not gonna explode your head??? Also Elton john u don't think…

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  Nightbitch 2024

  ★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  1. How much energy and water was used to make this ChatGPT ass movie

  2. Her running as a dog is like me fried as fuck at midnight walking to wingstop for my 8 piece lemon pepper and honey garlic boneless wing combo with Parmesan fries and ranch sauce

  3. This bitch has a heightened sense of smell for her cat’s booty hole but can’t smell her stink from digging around dirt holes all day as a dog??

  4. I’d love to see this lady find out about racism next

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