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Just Go with It 2011
The golden age of charming comedies. I revisit this movie frequently. Warms the soul.
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Scream 3 2000
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Listen guys... listen. I love David Arquette in the Scream movies, I do. He feels safe. But it's time to admit that he just isn't a very good actor. He has 2 facial expressions - scrunchy face pretending to be angry at Gale Weathers, and slightly less scrunchy face when he is about to kiss Gale Weathers.
Speaking of which... those bangs. Woah mama. Today was the first day it dawned on me that 2 inches is in fact not…Translated from by
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Mars Attacks! 1996
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I honestly thought this was a shitpost comedy from 2005 until my mum had me sit down to watch it with her and I was pleasantly surprised. I didn't think it was a real movie, let alone one directed by Tim Burton himself! It's like Beetlejuice meets Barbarella and I am here for it. It did fall flat in a couple places for me though. There was no main protagonist - just 3 or 4 groups of people dealing with…
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Arcadian 2024
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This film had a really cool idea, but poorly attempted to flesh it out. The monster designs were very unique and uncanny, and were definitely a highlight of the film, but they were criminally underutilised. Most of the performances were great considering the writing department didn't give them much to work with. The overall editing of the film was rather sloppy with constant awkward jump cuts, HOWEVER, I thought the direction of editing during the monster scenes was generally very…
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