Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  (For legal reasons this is a joke)

  I want to do great violence to Elon Musk.

  Great movie, My boy R Pats is the best.

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  Shrek 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Still the fucking king baby
  Donkey with that long dick style game
  Why is there a womans face in the booth

Popular reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 2012

  ★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Finally Charlie gets some fucking screen time again. I missed his musk.

  Freddie Mercury having the most powerful vampire ability but then using it in the most unhelpful way is so dumb.
  So many new characters get introduced but I have no idea who they are or why I should care about them. Who the fuck is Alister why is he moody and why do I care.

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 2011

  ½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  0/5
  Even less daddy Charlie

  Most unbelievable part of this movie is Robert Pattinson has weak pullout game

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