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  The Damned United 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  i'm not saying i like the damned united but if i had to choose between my thumbs and never getting to see michael sheen as brian clough, i'd be saying sayonara to my thumbs.

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  passion has a new name and that name is 'emilia perez is the equivalent of being pinned against a wall while being sodomised with a rusty bayonet by saddam hussein'

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  The Kingmaker 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  the western perception of "haha funny shoe lady" is much more gross when you clock the shoe lady is an actual ghoul.

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  The Room 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Dec 2024

  if a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a bettah place to live

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