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  Repo Men 2010

  ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Fast forward ⏩ to a future 🛸 where you 🫵🏾 no longer can’t 🚫 afford that important surgery👨🏻‍⚕️ 🔪 you need! Instead ☝🏾 you can just walk 🚶🏾‍♂️ into your nearest medical 🫁 dealership 🏬 and finance ⛓️ it for the rest of your 🫵🏾 life! So…fast forward to…present day. 🤭 Repo-Men (2010) is a tragically underwhelming 🥱 film about the intersection 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾of credit 💳 📊 and militarized 🪖 enforcement of debt 🤲🏾collection. What’s most funny 😂 about this movie…

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  I DON’T 🙅🏾‍♂️ delight 😋 in European 🇬🇧 sex 🛌 🫨 but when your flight ✈️ is delayed 🫠 6 hours and you don’t 🙅🏾‍♂️ wanna watch “Driving Miss Daisy” 🚙 🌼 you click on to the latest romantic drama 💘 😔 to catch 🎣 peoples eye. 👁️ John Crowley’s 🎬 “We Live in Time” is a non-linear 🫨 slow burn 🐢 about a couple going through many phases of a relationship. 💕 And quite frankly, 🤷🏾‍♂️ both leads’ chemistry…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  Behind every neurodivergent 🧠 goth girl, 👩🏻‍🦱is an ill-advised 🤦🏾‍♂️ romance 💘 with a co-dependent 🥺 emo 🖤 boy. 🧑🏻‍🎤Robert Eggers’s “Nosferatu” 🎥 is no different. ☝🏾 Feast 😋 your eyes 👀 on an arthouse 🎨 reimagining 📚 of the 1922 film 🎞️ of the same name. You’ve acquainted 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾yourself 🫵🏾 with Eggers’s 🎬 intense filmmaking 🖼️ through films 🎥 like “The Lighthouse” 💡🏠 and “The Witch” 🧙🏻 and this new passion 😍 project does not disappoint in that regard.🙂‍↔️…

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2024

  The Holdovers 🎄 is an endearing 🙇🏾‍♂️ little 🤏🏾 movie 🍿 about a cantankerous 🧟‍♂️ old man 👴🏻, a troubled 😕 private school 🥄 kid 👦🏻, and a grieving 😔 mammy 👩🏾🧺 held 🔒 at school 🏫 during Christmas 🎅🏻 break. 🛌 If you’re 🫵🏾 like me 🤓 and suffered 🤕 through the crimes 🥷🏾 of All-Boys 🚫👩🏾 Catholic ✝️ school 🏫 as an adolescent, you’ll 🫵🏾find some slight amusement 😌 in this quirky 🤪 little 🤏🏾 film. But if not,…

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