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  My Fault: London 2025

  ★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  A wattpadesque plot with holiday fling levels of intensity, eyefucking and sunday commercial levels of plot. But hey fuck it, you can watch it braindead.

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  Bata Boy and Crocs Girl 2025

  ★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  Gen Z La La Land with all the trauma and a tinge of fast cuts and sync to the background score like Baby Driver and finally an ending like 500 Days of Summer.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Dec 2024

  If Cronenberg was having body dysmorphia and took ayahuasca to cleanse his ego and wrote a script after his trip, it is this.

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