Is Azerbaijan even a good prison if every bitch keeps escaping? For some reason, all I could think about was kung fu panda and tai lung escaping that prison, which was a much more riveting story than this nonsense.
Better than the first two movies tho. If I had a nickel for every time a movie was cleverly solved with time travel, I’d have zero nickels.
SPOILER ALERT** who tf was gonna tell me that Robert Pattinson is only in one movie?? How am I supposed to push through and get to all 8.
I suppose that this was the best one so far, but the plot fails to stray from “Harry Potter is chosen and no one else is, he survives death with absolute princess treatment with a deus ex machina, and circling back constantly with ‘omg poor thing his parents died’”. Just saying, if Ron’s parents were murdered by Vmort no one would give an f. Justice for Ron’s haircut.
I saw this movie in 4DX and I’m telling you now, that is the only appropriate way to watch such a masterful film. I also went here on a date— excellent test to see how squeamish they get. I took notes based on how they reacted to the terrifying scenes. If they found this movie scary, you’ve found the perfect person.
Why are the reviews lowkey giving saddam Hussein hiding spot?
