Stephen Spanellis

Stephen Spanellis

You show me where the top is and I’ll let you know whether I’m over it or not, alright. I design where the top is.

Favorite films

  • Don Jon
  • Don Jon
  • Don Jon
  • Don Jon

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  • Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★★½

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Opus

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  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★★½

    Casting Billy Crystal as the fire in the dub is so funny that it was almost distracting

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

    Huge comeback performance for Porky Pig after his ruinous “Notorious P.I.G.” rap in Space Jam: A New Legacy.

    Also: has anyone noted that the cartoon trope “character dates the exact opposite-sex version of themself” is extremely incest-coded?

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  • Mr. Edison at Work in His Chemical Laboratory

    Mr. Edison at Work in His Chemical Laboratory

    Bro think he Heisenberg  😭 😭 ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

  • 65

    65

    ★★

    Adam Driver just straight up refuses to accept the language barrier in this movie. It’s like he thinks if he puts enough elbow grease into it the girl will learn English. My brother in Christ, she does not understand you.