Stephen Spanellis

Stephen Spanellis

You show me where the top is and I’ll let you know whether I’m over it or not, alright. I design where the top is.

Favorite films

  • Don Jon
  • Don Jon
  • Don Jon
  • Don Jon

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Opus

  • Black Bag

    ★★★½

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

    Huge comeback performance for Porky Pig after his ruinous “Notorious P.I.G.” rap in Space Jam: A New Legacy.

    Also: has anyone noted that the cartoon trope “character dates the exact opposite-sex version of themself” is extremely incest-coded?

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    I am on the record saying that they need to stop making John Wick rip-offs, but this is kind of the best-case scenario for one. Maybe because the Jack Quaid-Amber Midthunder romance at the heart of the movie really, really works

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  • Mr. Edison at Work in His Chemical Laboratory

    Mr. Edison at Work in His Chemical Laboratory

    Bro think he Heisenberg  😭 😭 ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

  • 65

    65

    ★★

    Adam Driver just straight up refuses to accept the language barrier in this movie. It’s like he thinks if he puts enough elbow grease into it the girl will learn English. My brother in Christ, she does not understand you.