Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  It's a Wonderful Knife 2023

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  gonna need to rip those stupid fucking veneers from Justin Longs stupid mouth myself WHY does he looks like evil Martin Short 😭

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  DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  realistically and objectively this is more of a 3 star movie but I was so thoroughly entertained throughout the entire thing that I can't bring myself to rate this any lower. don't know if I'm chugging stupid juice but I think that this is an early 00's comedy that actually didn't age all that terribly? I liked it and it's got Justin Long looking stupid twinky and in the end thats enough for me <3

Popular reviews

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  Danganronpa: The Animation 2013

  Rewatched 13 Oct 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Depp V Heard 2023

  ½ Watched 18 Aug 2023

  there’s something so dystopian about watching all the online reactions to a court case that definitely should have been handled in a more private manner. like many others I can only imagine how this would've turned out without the live broadcasting and succeeding meme-ing, bashing and ridicule that followed. feels even worse to watch what is essentially a worst-of compilation of courtroom footage accompanied by clips and snippets from livestreams, podcasts, tiktoks etc. reacting to the trial in real time.…