Hozier what are you doing here

This annoyed me

I would fall in love with Michael keaton’s beautiful eyes and girlish charm if I was James

This is my brokeback mountain

Every character arc in this movie is about having sex with Keanu Reeves, except Reeves’s which is about CATHOLIC GUILT

I’m ashamed of how much I liked this despite the clear hatred of women. That being said … willem dafoe drag

Minus one for killing the titular character

-2 for copaganda

better lesbian rep than Tar

What tf was that

Dog shit, false advertising, wish I had a dislike button because this was terrible and the crabs were lame

Logan Lerman looked like a spaniel in this