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  Cunk on Life 2024

  Watched 11 Feb 2025

  Cats saying meow really they’re saying “me ow” and in pain. Cunk once again tossing out bars and blowing minds. 

  Gonna need more “Binko Don’t Jump,” too. For the kids.

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  Welcome to Me 2014

  Watched 04 Feb 2025

  This film didn’t do enough exploration of the psychopharmacological properties of string cheese. Her $86,000,000 could’ve been better spent investigating that subject.

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  Beetlejuice 1988

  Watched 11 Sep 2024

  I tried to learn how to juggle while watching this. Got 10 straight catches as my best. Hopefully for the sequel I do even better.

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  Asteroid City 2023

  Watched 06 May 2024

  I feel like the emotions I feel now and have felt throughout this movie are very similar to those felt by a mouse searching for a block of cheese in a maze. For what it’s worth, the cheese was delicious.

  The part with the song to the alien was really nice too.

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