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Recent reviews

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  Irreversible 2002

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  castrate every man

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  I'm Thinking of Ending Things 2020

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  i felt like i was pulling myself along a rope with a black bag on my head

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  I would’ve rated Nosferatu higher if I hadn’t made the mistake of going to a fully booked cinema. Many shenanigans occurred such as a group of 5 loud, yapping teenagers who didn’t shut up once, as well as a younger group of teenagers in front of me who did jazz hands every time Lily Rose Depp was naked? Grow up. 

  However, one positive thing that happened was a man telling the loud group (who had their feet out) “you smell of cabbage.” I couldn’t make this up. 

  One thing I’ve learned from this experience is that cinema etiquette is dead. Nosferatu was great, though.

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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Oct 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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