Favorite films

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  Thief 1981

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Middle aged white men steal all the city’s Bedazzler sparkles and then get angry blow shit up and shoot each other over a minor disagreement.

  The end.

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  Baba Yaga 1973

  ★★½ Watched 26 Oct 2023

  All I want for Christmas is a murderous dom dolly to do all my murders for me.

Popular reviews

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  Saint X 2023

  ★ Watched 03 May 2023 1

  This is the absolute worst season of The White Lotus.

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  Diamantino 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Oct 2019

  More films should have giant, fluffy puppies in them.

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