Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Lara Croft: Tomb Raider 2001

  ★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  yes. next question.

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  Troy 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  so these fuckers are the reason i paid to go to the Troy ruins last week & nothing was there 👴🏻

Popular reviews

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  Smurfs: The Lost Village 2017

  ★★ Rewatched 24 Feb 2025

  little blue fuckers are big believers in single sex education. would not trust them.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Sep 2024

  this is all i’m going to associate with edinburgh now unfortunately. 

  also why does she live in a nice ass apartment but her bathroom is literally from Saw. 

  & the bloke next to me in the cinema was covering his eyes and hiding most the movie, grow up mate.

  i also felt like Maxine should of had a cameo.

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