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The Monkey 2025
“Now… Lets Go Dancing”
After Longlegs, I was eagerly awaiting Oz Perkins’ next entry in his brilliant catalogue of films, and when I learned it was an adaptation of Stephen King’s short story “The Monkey”, I was in, but not without my hang ups.
I believe most Stephen King films are absolute garbage. (I despise the Muschietti’s “IT” films.) And I’m unsure of how that usually occurs, as the man is an absolute genius in every regard. Sometimes the adaptations…
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Anora 2024
“Be a Fucking Man and Talk to Me!”
Anora is a film where the main character is so compelling and perfect, that she makes the film around her look mediocre by comparison.
I needed to stew over this film for a while before I could even think about how to write a review for this, I intentionally avoided trailers and clips for Anora because from the date it was announced it immediately became my most anticipated of the year, as…
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Novocaine 2025
“Do you Know What It’s Like to Wait Your Whole Life To Meet Someone? Someone Who Finally Gives Your Life Meaning?”
Novocaine was a movie I had been cautiously optimistic about, a semi-superhero movie starring my boy Jack Quaid and the goat Amber Midthunder about a dude who can’t feel pain sounded like fun, but I’ve been disappointed by movies like this before, so I never let myself get too excited for it. Fearing it might be an absolute blunder.…
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Borderline 2025
“Yes It’ll Fix My Face.”
Shoutout Ray Nicholson, gotta be one of my favorite nepo-babies.
I’m usually the kind of person to be very weary of straight to streaming movies, because in my experience more often than not, they end up being genuine wastes of time. And sure occasionally you'll get genuine masterpieces like David Michôd’s “The King” and Max Barbakov’s “Palm Springs” but for every film like those two, you’ll have 10 like Jerry Seinfeld’s “Unfrosted” which is no-joke,…
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Mickey 17 2025
“Tell Her I Said Goodbye!”
Bong Joon-Ho’s follow-up to his critically and commercially acclaimed 2019 film Parasite, was near the very top of my most anticipated of 2025 list, the combination of the Brilliant Robert Pattinson and the Brilliant Bong Joon-Ho was way too much for me to even remotely deny.
And I am more than pleased to say it surpassed every expectation I had for it in spectacular fashion. And subverted my expectations in a very welcomed manner. What…
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Anora 2024
“Today this could be the Greatest Day of our lives”
Mikey Madison you will go down as one of the greatest actors in history and I will fucking make sure of it. Just as Ani will go down as one of the greatest characters in film.
I’ve been a Fan of Mikey since I first saw her in better things during the pandemic. I was starstruck, by how gorgeous she was, and what an incredible performer she was. She stole…
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