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Recent reviews

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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Jul 2024

  "We're all gonna die" guy was probably that one kid in elementary school who got super obnoxious during a fire drill

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Jul 2024

  I don't think Maxine screamed once throughout the entire film. Which is a weird thing to notice, but also interesting considering this movie pays homage to 80s slasher films. Maxine as a character is very different from what you would expect, not defenseless, she's selfish, and definitely not a virgin; it's a welcome change from the norm.

Popular reviews

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  The School for Good and Evil 2022

  ★★½ Watched 24 Oct 2022

  I would much rather be a Never, even if Sophie’s idea of evil is gettin a bob and walking around like she’s perpetually on a catwalk

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  No One Will Save You 2023

  ★★½ Watched 17 Oct 2023

  Obviously the aliens are just trying to bestow the gift of verbal communication to a population that only communicates in grunts, sighs, gasps, whimpers and breathes. But an introverted Etsy shop owner with extreme social anxiety had to go and ruin it for everybody.

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