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Pinned reviews

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  Strange Darling 2023

  ★ Rewatched 25 Aug 2024 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Speak No Evil 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Sep 2024 1

  Me watching Abigail:
  "OF COURSE I'M A BLOODY DOCTOR!"

  Me watching The Strangers: Chapter 1:
  "OF COURSE I'M A BLOODY DOCTOR!" 

  Me watching Kinds of Kindness:
  "OF COURSE I'M A BLOODY DOCTOR!" 

  Me watching A Quiet Place: Day One:
  "OF COURSE I'M A BLOODY DOCTOR!"

  Me watching MaXXXine:
  "OF COURSE I'M A BLOODY DOCTOR!"

  Me watching The Watchers:
  "OF COURSE I'M A BLOODY DOCTOR!"

  Me watching Trap:
  "OF COURSE I'M A BLOODY DOCTOR!"

  Me watching Longlegs:
  "OF COURSE I'M A…

Recent reviews

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Did Brad Pitt think producing this would make up for him beating his wife and kids?

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  Mr. Roosevelt 2017

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025 1

  Would have been better if they made Britt Lower ginger and gave her microbangs, and instead of the guy who sorta looks like Adam Scott they just casted Adam Scott, and instead of Nöel Wells as the lead, they put Dichen Lachman. And instead of following someone who comes back home to tend to her dead cat, we will have Mark Scout, who works in Lumon Industries' Macrodata Refinement (MDR) department, discovers he is being promoted to department head in…

Popular reviews

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  Shelby Oaks 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Jul 2024

  Been following Shelby Oaks since the day it was announced, and been following Chris for long before that. It was a shock to see one of my most anticipated films ever(!) having its premiere here in Montreal.

  I was looking at the actual Paranormal Paranoids ARG last night that started not too long before Shelby Oaks was announced (watched some YouTube breakdown videos), and did not realize how cool and well done the whole lore and execution it was. It's…