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Mickey 17 2025
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It was a little slow to get into but once it did it was insanely thought-provoking. It made me question about our right to play god, how we’re treating humans as expendable, our societal contract with people that we don’t know, specifically aliens. Our rights to space exploration. Class division. And I’d like to sue Mark Ruffalo for emotional damages for his performance as a terrifying combination of Donald Trump and Elon Musk. What the fuck.
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Love Hurts 2025
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Three stars for the action scene and the absolute twistedness of the relationship between Ashley and the Raven. Bringing out her inner goth kid. Amazing. Also three stars for the surprisingly emotionally regular King.
BUT WE DID NOT HAVE TO DO MY MAN CLIFF DIRTY LIKE THAT I MEAN COME THE FUCK ON
I also think we run the risk of continually putting Ke Huy Quan into “positive happy go lucky guy is forced to be something else” roles and…
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Family Pack 2024
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Solid middle of the road movie. Enough to make you turn your brain off and laugh at the very obvious tropes. We’ve introduced feminism and law 500 years too early and fuck, i’d love to live in that future.
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Pete's Dragon 1977
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Five stars for the absolute CAMP this movie is. You have a family who bought this boy for fifty dollars and fifty cents and a green dragon with a bright pink mop of hair?? A drunk father and an upstanding kickass daughter??? A town name no one can pronounce?? And it’s a MUSICAL??? god we need to learn not to take cinema so seriously again because this was excellent OH AND A FAKE DOCTOR WITH A CAPE AND A MUSTACHE. AMAZING.
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