Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Drugstore Cowboy 1989

  ★★★ Watched 10 Sep 2023 2

  you ever see a man so fine you want to die

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  Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 2008

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Jun 2021 8

  alex the lion is both mentally ill (daddy issues) and queer-coded (a dancer & belongs to a pride of lions), and that’s why some of you hate him

Recent reviews

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  Holland 2025

  ½ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  i don’t think i’ve ever said this about a movie in my life because i find it to be a reductive form of criticism and an overall terrible outlook to have but:

  what a waste of my time

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  Glengarry Glen Ross 1992

  ★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  this was lowkey so funny in ways i wasn’t anticipating. you can tell it was a play first… 

  did anyone else notice that alec baldwin and al pacino looked smoothed over and yassified? i was scared… maybe they just looked like that circa 92

Popular reviews

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  How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Jan 2021 7

  did he just call his dick his “member”????? what in the wattpad hell....

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  I Care a Lot 2020

  ★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2021 9

  rosamund pike could punch me in the face and i would say thank you