Promethean

Promethean

Favorite films

  • Venom
  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
  • Zombieland
  • Saw

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  • No Hard Feelings

    ★★½

  • The Lie

    ★★

  • Saw

    ★★★★½

  • Misery

    ★★★★

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  • No Hard Feelings

    No Hard Feelings

    ★★½

    Now as a very unfuckable person around this guy's age- hm? Yeah idk at least I'm not THIS bad AND I can blame it on autism

    Jennifer Lawerence unshaved bush while fighting people... 😌

    Not exactly funny? It was entertaining but there wasn't like HAHAHAHAHA from me, didn't help that they kept reminding me of May December lmao

  • Misery

    Misery

    ★★★★

    She really should've just written fanfiction if she didn't want him to kill off Misery! Simple solutions to heartbreaking problems! Fix-it fics for the win

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  • Raël: The Alien Prophet

    Raël: The Alien Prophet

    ★★★

    Why didn't they ask Raël where the fucking millions of euros are???? Why is he allowed to force Japanese women to be his servants??? Why didn't they go into his childhood and try seeing what could've motivated him to start a 40+ year cult?!??? Netflix Documentaries always do this, leave out all the shit you wanna know and they have the same style.

    Folks I'm so excited for 2035 when the Gohim come and we can greet our Creators!

    Just another jackass with long brown hair and a beard, a sexual obsession with young women, an acoustic guitar, and an alien cult.

  • Old Dads

    Old Dads

    This movie made me wanna kill myself, my parents loved it and were 100% the target audience of this (older, conservative, and gen x). It's just bad "younger generations and millennials suck" pandering that gives bitter 40/50 somethings a cackle. Fuckkkkk, kill me, KILL MEEEEEEEEEE. My mom & I went to 1st birthday party for her stepdaughter's son and the whole time, she was complaining that the young dads were acting like women. She still complains about these effeminate dads, what…