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Favorite films

  • Apocalypse Now
  • Almost Famous
  • Face/Off
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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  • Almost Famous

    ★★★★★

  • WarGames

    ★★★★

  • Brute Force

    ★★★★½

  • Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever

    ★★★★

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  • Almost Famous

    Almost Famous

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • WarGames

    WarGames

    ★★★★

    I will give it a generous four stars because I have a lot of nostalgia for this film, but I can accept this is genuinely probably closer to a 3. It is slow and the pluot is stupid and you get to the end and feel like you barely watched a film.

    Everyone's favourite double vehicular manslaughter man Matthew Broderick and The Breakfast Club cutie Ally Sheedy team up as a hackerman and 'some girl'. Seriously. He is some kind…

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  • Faces Of Gore 2

    Faces Of Gore 2

    ★★★½

    Oh yea, Dr Vincent Van Gore is back and SO MUCH MORE UNHINGED. Holy shit. If you thought the original Faces Of Gore was disrespectful with its rampant puns, you ain't seen nothing yet.

    Whoever did the sound effects made this the cursed gold it is. Dr Vincent Van Gore certainly helps, he adds a lot of very dark commentary, but the sound effects are really the big attraction in this.

    Very much 'more of the same' but I cannot stress enough how much the sound effects add to this sequel, so much so that it feels like a parody of the first film. Wow.

  • Dunn & Vito's Rock Tour

    Dunn & Vito's Rock Tour

    ★★★

    Wow. This was sad.
    Up until this point Ryan Dunn was a beautiful beast to me, a legend that would never die as he lives on through CKY and Jackass... This one hit hard.
    Very late era Ryan Dunn. You can tell he's tired and angry and not sure what he's doing in life. Drinking constantly and acting like the star of the show. I went into this expecting Don Vito to be the worst part of this and he…

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