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  • Fallen Angels
  • House
  • Chronicle
  • A Town Called Panic

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  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Strange Brew

    ★★★★★

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

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  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    ★★★★

    Among the best performances from “Big D”

    Story woulda been a lot different if Harry got thrown in prison right off the bat

    I find as time goes by I’m rating these films more harshly. But I still stand by that the Dumbledore v Voldemort battle at the ministry is the most interesting magical combat they show in the whole series. The only scene I love to rewatch as much is the Moses fire in the cave in half blood…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Robbieeeeeee yeah he’s good in this. Love when he does the wacky voices, and portrays 2 characters who have entirely different personality quirks and body language on-screen at the same time. Really interesting

    Would I watch again? Maybe at some point, but I’m not rushing to. Doesn’t beat Parasite but I still enjoyed it

    I was really excited for this but Erin’s review outlines the issues with it really well. She also read the book, while I had the benefit…

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    apparently i walked out to take a piss during the 30 seconds that timmy and Zendaya have sex. i was going to see it again anyway but now it is simply Required...

    I stood calmly by while watching a simultaneous eruption of cum in every single persons pants in the theater while watching this. Like doing the wave at a sports stadium.
    I pity the cleanup crew.
    Good luck on the next 6 months that they'll be subjected to this

  • Bad Crop

    Bad Crop

    ★★★★★

    3rd time seeing this. I keep comin' back.
    First of all, the star Erin Barber is so talented and a spiiccyyyyyy gal
    Secondly, the premise is terrifying. Do I want my head to become a pumpkin? No. Do I want to see other people with pumpkin heads weilding weapons in my community? No.
    The guy in the car was foolish. Never let your guard down around a jack'o'lantern.
    I think this film teaches valuable lessons to a new generation of horror enjoyers.
    Great work everyone.

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