Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Avengers 2012

  ★★½ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  at least the characters it focused on were actually relevant to the plot.

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  Captain America: The First Avenger 2011

  ★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  so boring, and does a terrible job at pacing the story or even showing that time has passed. like omg the entire movie looks like it happened within a week. also has this weird attempt at being a war movie 

   stopped watching after bucky died like wdgaf about peggy. sorry.

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 20 Aug 2023

  well....i will say i was not influenced at all before hand, contrary to popular belief. so i went into this with no expectations.

  like it was okay, the overall story felt disjointed but it was linear so...i dont know why it felt this way. maybe because the difference between barbieland and the real world was so jarring.

  but on the topic of the plot and feminism and what not. it was so cringe like i wanted to be like yasss,…

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ½ Rewatched 17 Dec 2022

  god i fucking hate this movie.

  it fills me with rage everytime i try to recount any of those triple spider man scenes. this movie is the embodiment of everything i hate and i will track down every copy of it to make sure it is scorched from earths history to preserve the reputation of humanity as an intelligent species.

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