Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  this is what happens when you throw it back too often, be safe out there everybody

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  Burn After Reading 2008

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025 3

  me and Brad unfortunately had to go our separate ways but me and George Clooney have started to form quite the bond so stay tuned

Popular reviews

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  The Blair Witch Project 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Sep 2024 6

  if any of yall happen to get lost in the woods with me while trying to film a documentary on an urban legend, i give you full permission to consume my body for sustenance as long as i get a special thanks in the credits

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  I Know Jake Gyllenhaal Is Going to Fuck My Girlfriend 2016

  Watched 10 Sep 2024 2

  i know pure unadulterated cinema when i see it