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  Possession 1981

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025 1

  Mark rolling around in anguish in that grimy hotel room is exactly how a hangover in your mid 30s feels

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Sometimes I enjoy watching something thats the movie equivalent of a fat obnoxious kid smashing 2 toy robots together - this is not one of those occasions. This is one of the most joyless, artless, dull pieces of shite I’ve ever sat through. I’m off to drink a pint of bleach to cleanse my palate.

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★ Watched 24 Sep 2024 1

  Why do I do this shit to myself

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  Trap 2024

  ★★ Watched 02 Dec 2024

  Making a film this bad and putting your daughter in it in a main role surely qualifies as child abuse. Could nobody on set while this shit was being made have tipped off the authorities?

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