Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Army of the Dead 2021

  ★ Watched 24 May 2021

  The only way to make this movie interesting is to watch it as you fly into Vegas for a fun weekend of hookers and blow.

  Otherwise, watch any other zombie movie instead. (go ahead. there's plenty to go around)

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  Monster Hunter 2020

  ½ Watched 04 Mar 2021

  Nope, go play the video game "Horizon Zero Dawn".

  It's got 10000% better story than this "Pitch Black" wannabe.

Popular reviews

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  The Greatest Showman 2017

  ★★★★ Added 1

  Kudos to the movie makers who took a hundred terrible ideas and spun them into GOLD!

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  Ready Player One 2018

  ★ Watched 29 Mar 2018 3

  As an 80s nerd, I really wanted to like this.
  If you're mutha-friggin' Spielberg and resort to stealing from Tron, the Matrix, Willy Wonka, Hackers, Cloud Atlas, and mutha-friggin' Wreck it Ralph; I expect much much much better. How could he make such a movie with such lame plot devices and paper-thin characters?

  And Art3mis was the real hero, not whiny fanboi Anakin Parcival.
  #SoMuchWastedPotential

  P.S. The one star in my rating is that at least it was better than That Warcraft movie.