Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dear Kelly 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  Double digit rabbits 
  Double digit cats

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Aug 2023

  Turtles don’t have nipples… but they can definitely be milked! 🥛🐢
  Oh boy, hold on to your pizza slices, because "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
  Mutant Mayhem" is here, and it's crazier than a turtle in tap shoes! 🐢🕺

Popular reviews

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  The Lion King 2019

  ½ Watched 06 Jun 2019

  The bug taste like chicken

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★ Watched 29 Oct 2019

  Meat pulling, wet farts, mermaid clit & lobster fancying. Sorry to spill the beans.

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