StephanJahan

StephanJahan

I dunno man I just miss the blockbuster isles.

Favorite films

  • Cinema Paradiso
  • Dracula
  • Taxi
  • Inside Llewyn Davis

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  • Koyaanisqatsi

    ★★★★★

  • Ali

    ★★★★★

  • Cinema Paradiso

    ★★★★★

  • Loves of a Blonde

    ★★★★★

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  • Koyaanisqatsi

    Koyaanisqatsi

    ★★★★★

    It’s like a screensaver that radicalizes you towards ecoterrorism!

  • Ali

    Ali

    ★★★★★

    Are we ever gonna talk about how much Michael Mann loves Moby?  Why does at least one song every movie sound like he bought the rights from a teenage cashier at Starbucks?

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  • LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy

    LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy

    ★★★★★

    It’s a masterpiece.  I will fight you.  Physically.

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ★★★★★

    Ok look. The Emperor is definitely naked.  No one is disputing that there is no robe, no cape, no silk stockings.  The Emperor is naked and no one is fooled.

    But the Emperor also has a massive dong.  A Mega-Dong.  And we’re all in its shadow.  

    I need a glass of wine.

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