Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Koyaanisqatsi 1982

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  It’s like a screensaver that radicalizes you towards ecoterrorism!

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  Ali 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  Are we ever gonna talk about how much Michael Mann loves Moby?  Why does at least one song every movie sound like he bought the rights from a teenage cashier at Starbucks?

Popular reviews

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  LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Sep 2024

  It’s a masterpiece.  I will fight you.  Physically.

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2024

  Ok look. The Emperor is definitely naked.  No one is disputing that there is no robe, no cape, no silk stockings.  The Emperor is naked and no one is fooled.

  But the Emperor also has a massive dong.  A Mega-Dong.  And we’re all in its shadow.  

  I need a glass of wine.

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