Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 02 May 2023

  not nearly enough blood

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  The Goonies 1985

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Apr 2023

  “goonin’ right now” - chunk goony

Popular reviews

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  Barbarian 2022

  Watched 22 Dec 2022

  [2082, an old man lovingly tucks a child into bed and goes to turn off the lamp]
  “grandad, tell me a bedtime story … please”
  *chuckles* “what kind of story?”
  “tell me the one about the titty monster and the rapist”
  *perches on the edge of the bed* “again? but you’ve heard that one a hundred times”
  “… but it’s my favourite, I love bill skarsgard” 
  “Okay, okay… well it all started when tess booked an air bnb instead of a hotel”

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  The Hunger Games 2012

  Watched 07 Jan 2023

  out here representing all us hungry gamers

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