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  Ma 2019

  ★★ Watched 27 Mar 2020

  Had to rate low cause how unrealistic that teenagers would stop turning down free booze and a house to drink in, I would have helped ma kill them and then said let’s do shots and have afters.

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ★ Watched 22 Jun 2023

  You’re telling me this twilight fanfic was read and deemed book and film worthy? I could search for 2.5 seconds on wattpad or ao3 and find more compelling smut about SpongeBob and Patrick

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  Wish Sprite got hit by the double decker bus at the start of the movie as the character was insufferable for the rest of the movie

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★ Watched 22 Oct 2024

  Madam Webb, her web connects us all…yeah connects us to the nearest psychiatric hospital because this movie had no cohesion at all my brain melted

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