Favorite films

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  this all started because ben wyatt left his job at pawnee parks and rec to become a pilot. thanks a lot now maine is extra cursed

  
  but in all seriousness: i feel like good, interesting characters were introduced. but never became fleshed out to their full potential.

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  Orphan 2009

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  estonia breeds some freaks

  
  also when who you think is a child hits on you, call your wife. she already knows the “child” is crazy.

  
  also i get it kate has a checkered past, but like listen to your wife. you’re the cheating son of a bitch.

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  Homesick 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Jun 2023

  literally had to watch this for training about homesickness and reflect. but i ended up just crying and being sad. thanks a lot. super beautiful though and the camera shots are very lovely.

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  3 from Hell 2019

  ★★★ Watched 13 Oct 2024

  very very different from the others. i fear rob did sell himself to the system. big hollywood got him :(

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