stevenj425

stevenj425

if my heart likes a movie I give it 5 stars
sorry if that offends all you critics but I'm just easy and emotionally guided like that!?

Favorite films

  • Arrival
  • The Kindergarten Teacher
  • Parasite
  • Frances Ha

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  • The Breakfast Club

    ★½

  • Trainwreck

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

  • Mean Girls

    ★★★½

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  • The Breakfast Club

    The Breakfast Club

    ★½

    This and The Dead Poets Society are tied for the least enjoyable movie that I can't comprehend anyone ever liked, never mind STILL LIKE decades later.

    So boring. The silences between dialogue?! SO LOUD. So awkward.

    Aged so badly (was it ever young?).

  • Trainwreck

    Trainwreck

    ★★★

    Tilda???!? TILDA??!?!

    You know there are some funny moments, and some serious ones, and some race jokes I wish I never heard. AND THERE'S TILDA SWINTON STEALING 👏 THE 👏 SHOW 👏

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  • It Ends with Us

    It Ends with Us

    ★★

    Hallmark romance but make it abusive!! This is a 5 star meme :)

    I truly wish it ended with "it ends with us" when she says it - maybe one good moment in the movie.

    Can't believe this movie had the honour of having Jenny Slate and Cherry by Lana Del Rey in it.

  • Riceboy Sleeps

    Riceboy Sleeps

    ★★★★★

    One of my favourite things is loving a movie and then telling everyone to watch it and then completely forgetting it...then rewatching it after they watch it and feeling all the appreciation for it again.

    So much stillness and beauty in this film. I love a real, simple, sad story filmed in well-composed and subtly stunning ways. The storyline will get at absolutely anyone's heart, it's just so adorable and so well told.

    Rewatch was a 10/10 experience, can't wait to tell everyone to watch it and then have it slip from my memory, until next time.

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