"Sulu is a character from Star Trek."
I think my TV was fighting for its life the whole time cause the picture was so dark. Like it would adjust the brightness up a little and then the movie would be like NO, things are DARK, there is NO contrast allowed. And the brightness would shift back down.
Really bad. Jenny Nicholson's video sums it up better than I ever could. Much like Emelia Perez, very boring.
That one song where Connor is being puppeted like a marionette though. Pretty good.
"It's not like you're gonna have a real honeymoon with him anyway."
If this had maintained the level it was at before Bella gets pregnant I might've given it as good of, if not a higher rating, than the first movie. The moment when Edward and Bella kiss at the wedding is genuinely inspired. Most of the honeymoon is funny and ridiculous. There are other camp moments after Bella gets pregnant but they're just a little too few and far…
A good behind the scenes. Pretty standard but I also kept thinking I never see shit like this anymore. It’s nice to see that people had fun making a movie!
“She’s got her doctorate in Speech Impedimentology from Case Western.”
This movie rocked my socks. Kept making me smile, never knew what was gonna happen next. The matter-of-fact way insane things are presented and treated was great. I love movies where there’s crazy shit happening in otherwise normal looking office buildings. So much fun.
I also really appreciate how John Cusack and Cameron Diaz just look like absolute garbage in this. That adds to it a lot for me.
