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Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  What if Final Destination was even more campy

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  Little mustache ride, perhaps?

Popular reviews

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  Night Swim 2024

  ★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2024

  giving someone a whole ass watermelon to cut up as a housewarming gift is rude as hell

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  Ganymede 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Aug 2024

  The mom’s brother coming back from the dead was just as terrifying as Pascow in the original Pet Sematary and that is the highest compliment I could ever give

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