Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  You're Next 2011

  ★½ Watched 06 Aug 2024

  i won white boy bingo but at what cost

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ★★ Watched 05 Aug 2024

  i accidentally watched 3/4 of this movie with soothing rain asmr on in the background & the scariest part was when it shut off

Popular reviews

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  Beauty and the Beast 1946

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Aug 2020

  boys.... if she lets you lap water from her hands when you're in full cats cosplay... then you know she's a keeper

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  M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Farewell and Amen 1983

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Oct 2020

  "i'll never be able to shake you"*

  
  
  

  *spiritual precursor to "i wish i knew how to quit you" ((but also i don't want to be too silly in this review because of how Real this is))

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