StimBeanie

StimBeanie

'bad takes' are the best takes.

Favorite films

  • The Waterboy
  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
  • Dune: Part Two
  • Interstellar

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  • Ne Zha 2

    ★★★★½

  • One of Them Days

    ★★★

  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

    ★★★★½

  • Only the Brave

    ★★★★

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  • Ne Zha 2

    Ne Zha 2

    ★★★★½

    Nahhh this was hard as fuck. The hand-to-hand combat in this movie was incredible—I love love love seeing it in anime, and Chinese anime always nails it, so I'm not surprised they did it so well here. The fight sequences left me speechless, and that alone makes me love the movie. I also found it genuinely funny, and the immature jokes didn't bother me at all. I can't wait for Ne Zha 3!

  • One of Them Days

    One of Them Days

    ★★★

    I think I just witnessed the worlds biggest dick. Alyssa was absolutely the villain of this movie—she was infuriating and made everything far more difficult than it needed to be.

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  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    Imma be honest—this was the shittest movie I’ve ever watched. Pure cringe, with random scenes slapped together just to make a film. Nicole Kidman’s character gave up her husband and kids just to cheat and act like a dog with a guy who behaved like a lil toddler. Nothing about this was “kinky” or “erotic.” There was no buildup, no tension, and no chemistry between the characters—just roleplaying as a furry...she gave up a loving husband and children to be a furry… This feels like it was written by a 13-year-old who thinks they understand “kinky” sexual relations is.

  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★★½

    Imagine getting dumped by a robot—one literally designed and programmed to love everything about you. That’s when you know the guy was truly shit of a person. I went into this movie completely blind, and honestly, that made me love it even more. Definitely gonna start doing that more often. Also, lowkey suspicious of my girlfriend right now… like, am I the robot? Guess I’ll find out someday. Will update if I discover I’m not human.

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