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  Wolfwood 2020

  ★ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  Interesting idea in theory, but it's just so damn boring waiting for something to happen, waiting for someone to explain the plot of the movie.

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  Hostile Dimensions 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  I loved this. It's exactly the type of movie that needed to exist.

  
  All hail Dog. 🐶

Popular reviews

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  Witches' Well 2024

  ★½ Watched 05 Jul 2024

  I had to keep watching because I needed to know if anything would actually happen. Was it possible to have an entire movie where nothing happened? A movie entirely devoid of anything? Is this person a best selling horror writer because her readers are terrified by how boring her books are? Is the only person more boring than her is her stalker? Can a movie that's less than an hour last an eternity? Why is there a stalker AND a…

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  There Are Monsters 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2024

  One of the scariest movies I've seen in a long time. It has the absolute most shocking jump scare in the first five minutes.

  I only have two gripes about this movie:
  1) The sound mixing isn't great. The dialogue is very difficult to hear sometimes.
  2) It's not 100% found footage. It's mostly from the perspective of the cameras being held by the characters, but then there will be shots where there isn't anyone there who could be recording.

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