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1917 2019
I was lucky enough to get to see this twice in cinemas, and while many films can start to fall apart on second viewing when that initial sheen has started to wear off, I can safely say that 1917 isn't one of them.
I don't want to ride his dick too hard, because he's bound to be feeling a bit raw by this point, but Deakins' cinematography here is simply phenomenal. Then you watch a behind-the-scenes featurette about how they…
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Uncut Gems 2019
This movie is just 135mins of people shouting at each other. There is absolutely no one to root for in this film except for the receptionist who asks Sandler to be quiet. Some of the dialogue is so bad I laughed out loud. The film is weirdly intense from start to finish, which I suppose I have to give it props for. Not many films are capable of evoking the sensation of sheer stress over a two hour runtime after…
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The Batman 2022
As someone who doesn't generally care for capeshit, this isn't a great superhero movie, it's just a great film. Full stop.
The fear monologue in the beginning? So good. The picture perfect cinematography? So good. The wide-angle, non-10-cuts-a-second action? So good. The sound of the Batmobile rumbling me out my fucking cinema seat? So good. Batman doing some actual detectiving? So good. Detectiving isn't a real word? Fuck you.
I could throw out a couple of criticisms too, but there's…
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